Almost Black Out.
“oh I remember that dude hitting on you now, I had a brown out.”
All the time.
“We should try new places, we eat at old oak tap on the reg”
No.
Person 1: “Are you gonna call her back?”
Person 2: “Neg”
Had sex with.
“I took that chick to my room later that night and beat her ass up!”
A bunch of dudes on the prowl to get laid.
“We should go on a Cooze Cruise tomorrow, it’s been awhile since I’ve smashed a chick.”
A Wack Dude.
“Dude, your boy just walked in wearing those boots.”
A girl whose actions or existence sucks.
“Old girl was at the bar last night saying some ignorant shit about fashion.”
A Handjob.
“I totally got a handie last night. I thought those only existed in 8th grade.”
Drunk.
“Dude Shawn we should get slushy tonight and make some mistakes.”